The Corn Maize

Tracked all along I-25 from Denver to Cheyenne are a multitude of corn mazes, normally in the close vicinity of a pumpkin patch. I drive by them on what has become a weekly basis. Well Saturday we went to one.

It all seems harmless enough. There are 2 phases to the maze. We walked through the first one, and with only getting mixed up a few times we managed to find our way out. After crawling through the enourmous rubber giant (innerds and all) we decided it would be best to walk through phase 2.

Welcome to hell kids.

We got lost in that maze for upwards of 2 hours. In fact we were lost in there so long we started to make good friends. Often could be heard someone shouting, "Oh hey, they're still in here too!!!" After being stuck in one part of the maze for at least 40 minutes we started trying every direction one by one. We managed to find our way out, but not before we ate most of the corn.

Oh, and Ashlee Simpson on SNL was priceless. Just know this, if you ever become a major recording artist, direct the guys to play the correct tape for you to lip-sync too when you are live on national TV. It looks kinda phony if you don't.