Cheerleader football.

So what do you do when you go to a football game at 3:30 when it is 15°F out and the wind is blowing? Well, you entertain yourself by checking out the fine ladies in their warmest clothes until the game starts at 5.

But what do you do when the game doesn't start at 5? What do you do when ABC blows the fuses and there is no electricity? Why you get the cheerleaders from the opposing teams out on that football field and by God you watch them play some hardcore football.

And oh the plays the worked up. Never in my day have a seen a 12 wide reciever set...nor have I ever watched an entire dance crew stand 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage just waiting for a deep pass to be thrown. In my life I have always wanted to say I watched one girl cheerleader sack another one in the backfield with the furiosity of 3 grown men...and now I can.

So thank you UW for having the lights go out and entertaining us (read trying like hell to make us stay while they fix their mistake) by having our school finest (hah!) duke it out on the field with Utah's skimpiest.

Oh, and by the way. Utah's 11th ranked cheerleader defense was definitley O-VER-RATE-ED!!!!